Wolfram|Alpha Easter Eggs

The latest craze in search engines is Wolfram|Alpha. It may not be all too useful now but there are a few amusing things you can ask it.

Try typing:

"What is your name?"

"Hello"

"Where are you?"

"How are you?"

"What is the meaning of life?"

"How old are you?"

"What is the time?"

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

"Can you speak [Insert Language here]?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"To be or not to be"

"Where have all the flowers gone?"

"How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?"

"88mph"

"Can you eat?"

"Are you self-aware?"

UPDATE:

New things you can type which Wolfram|Alpha will respond to:

"Are you stupid?"

"Why are you here?"

"Are you a robot?"

"Can you help me?"

"Who created you?"

"Can you swim?"

"To be or not to be"